The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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