Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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