): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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