Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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