I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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