How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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