Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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