I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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