question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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