it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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