We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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