There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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