She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.