Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.