I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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