Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Life is so much better after having sex.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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