yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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