were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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