Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
