its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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