Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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