Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Alive.
So much puke
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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