No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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