and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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