i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Too much gin, very little bucket
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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