She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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