I need help removing her.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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