if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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