All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
