Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
They are going to name an STD after you.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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