I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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