found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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