i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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