Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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