I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Drake has all the answers
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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