I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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