Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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