I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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