He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i came on her dog
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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