im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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