There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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