4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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