BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
3pm strippers are depressing
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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