I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed