it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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