I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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