dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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