I'm gonna have a badass scar
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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