goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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