All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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