So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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