margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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