Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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