Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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