brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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