Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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