big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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