I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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