i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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