"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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