We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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